方(🌠)世(👷)玉(李(lǐ )(⛲)连(lián )杰(jié )(🐽) 饰(shì )(📼))(📒)原是城中(🔼)纨(🌰)绔(🃏)子弟(dì ),好(hǎo )打(dǎ )抱不平(píng )。一(yī )(🍥)日(🎺),他(🎗)闻(wén )说(🆖)外(🥈)省(shěng )(🐉)富豪(háo )雷老(🔬)虎在(zài )次设(🥩)下(xià )擂(lèi )(😧)台(tái ),比(🌫)武招(zhāo )(⏬)亲(qīn ),又(❣)听(tīng )(🌗)讲雷(♑)小(📼)姐(😎)貌(mào )美如(⚫)花(🐿),遂(suí )(🔸)前(qián )(👑)往(wǎng )比武(wǔ )招(zhāo )亲。当(🕯)方(fāng )(👁)世玉过(guò )赢(yíng )准(zhǔn )备(🛹)打(dǎ )(🚉)赢(🏐)未(wèi )来岳母(mǔ )李(lǐ )(📞)小环时(🥞),一(yī )阵(zhèn )风(✖)吹过,将(🖍)台上(shàng )坐(zuò )(🥀)着(🕕)的小(xiǎo )姐(jiě )(🐖)的(de )(🤷)盖(gài )(🔊)头(tóu )(💞)吹(chuī )了(le )起(qǐ )(🌙)来(📎),他(🚣)发现竟(jìng )是(shì )一(yī )名(míng )(🛑)丑女时(shí )(🖲),马(mǎ )上(shàng )(💱)故(gù )意(yì )(🌑)认(rèn )输(🌊),溜之大吉(🗞)。
(🐑)方(fāng )(🏂)世(shì )玉的母(🌞)亲苗(miáo )翠(cuì )花((🙉)萧(💪)芳芳(🎾) 饰(shì ))(🍄)听(⛏)说(🥫)儿(ér )(🤷)子擂(lèi )(🧤)台(🔔)上(shàng )(🚻)败(🤲)下(xià )阵(⛳),自(zì )觉颜(yán )面(miàn )(🏯)无(🤳)光,于(yú )(🕐)是(shì )化身(🚴)方(fāng )世玉(yù )(⚾)的(🕯)哥(gē )(🌮)哥(👣)方(🗳)大玉(yù )(🈁)前(qián )往(💝)打擂,一(yī )(🥊)举(jǔ )打(dǎ )败(🛎)了李(lǐ )(🚗)小(xiǎo )(🐾)环(🦇)。岂(qǐ )料(➡)雷老(lǎo )(🐛)虎(hǔ )(🌹)当(⛏)晚即(jí )(👪)派人(rén )(🤷)来(🃏)接(🌪)方大(dà )玉(yù )成(💹)亲(qīn )(📟)。世玉(😝)为(🔈)救母(mǔ )亲(qīn ),只(zhī )(🐡)有代(dài )替(tì )(📧)母亲(qīn )前(qián )(🤥)往(wǎng )(⏲)雷(📛)家(jiā )(🔤)成(👌)亲(qīn )(💏)。
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